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Message: <blockquote data-quote="namal_akash" data-source="post: 14790310" data-attributes="member: 144612"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">MIX SANTA - BANTA JOKES</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Titanic was sinking. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? </a> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Santa: 2 KMs. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Englishman jumped into sea. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Englishman: Now, which direction? </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Santa: Downwards ! </a> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">**********</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. </a> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">*********</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? </a> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">***********</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Ultimate answer while changing the job. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">************</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">************</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">************</a><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />From an Old E-mail<a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes" target="_blank">http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes</a></blockquote>

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