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Message: <blockquote data-quote="cj4ever" data-source="post: 1657988" data-attributes="member: 48861">Santa & BantaOnce Banta Singh attended an Interview.Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.Banta Singh : OkInterviewer : Made in IndiaBanta Singh : Destroyed in PakistanInterviewer : Keep it UpBanta Singh : Put it DownInterviewer : Maxi MumBanta Singh : Mini DadInterviewer : Enough! Take your SeatBanta Singh : Don't take my seatInterviewer : Idiot! Take your SeatBanta Singh : Clever! Don't take my SeatInterviewer : I say you get out!Banta Singh : You didn't say I come inInterviewer : I reject you!Banta Singh : You Appoint meInterviewer : .!!!!!!! > >====================== > >Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.Banta: When did George Washington die? > >Santa: two days before his funeral. >Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of........Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The Judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence."They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta."It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE"</blockquote>

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