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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3433659" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>Santa and Preeto had just got married. It was their wedding night in a five star hotel. Preeto was lying on her back on the bed in an incredible shimmering silky negligee, "Take me Santa. Take me now!"</p><p> </p><p>Santa being a virgin and very good boy didn't have the faintest idea what to do next, suddenly he had a brilliant idea. He dashed out of the room and went to reception to ring his mom for advice.</p><p> </p><p>Her advice was to put the hardest part of his body into where Preeto pees. Santa was a bit dubious about this but his mother assured him that Preeto would love it.</p><p> </p><p>Santa came back in to the bedroom triumphantly, asked Preeto if she was ready.</p><p> </p><p>Preeto shouted, "Yes, Yes, I'm ready!"</p><p> </p><p>Then she watched in amazement as Santa ran into the bathroom and put his head down the toilet.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 3433659, member: 49393"] Santa and Preeto had just got married. It was their wedding night in a five star hotel. Preeto was lying on her back on the bed in an incredible shimmering silky negligee, "Take me Santa. Take me now!" Santa being a virgin and very good boy didn't have the faintest idea what to do next, suddenly he had a brilliant idea. He dashed out of the room and went to reception to ring his mom for advice. Her advice was to put the hardest part of his body into where Preeto pees. Santa was a bit dubious about this but his mother assured him that Preeto would love it. Santa came back in to the bedroom triumphantly, asked Preeto if she was ready. Preeto shouted, "Yes, Yes, I'm ready!" Then she watched in amazement as Santa ran into the bathroom and put his head down the toilet. [/QUOTE]
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