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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gayashanrockz" data-source="post: 6222295" data-attributes="member: 227537">Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White ************ *** Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office?  Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. ************ *** Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key Doctor: When? Sardar: 3 Months Ago Dr: What were u doing till now? Sardar: We were using duplicate key ************ *** Sardarji made a call to airport."How long is the journey from India to America ?"Girl : One second sir....Sardarji: Thanks !!************ *** Jandhar singh laughing behind Mandhar singh in an ATM counter...Haha..I have seen ur password..Mandhar singh:What is it?Jandhar: it is four stars (****)mandhar: Haha ..wrong ..it is 3384. oye...oye..************ *** Teacher: How does the hen comes out of the egg?sardarji: Oye ..that is not a big question..madam. . the big question is ..how the hen went inside the egg..!!!************ ***  Sardar's friend: Sardarji, how was ur exam?sardarji: Oye..it was OK...but i couldn't answer the past tense of 'THINK'.I thought & thought & thought...and finally wrote..THUNK !!!************ *** One tourist from USA asked:Any great man born in this village?Sardarji:No sir, only small babies !!!************ *** Chota sardar: Baba..We will soon become rich..Sardar: how?Chota: Our maths teacher will teach me tomoro...how to convert paisa into rupees..!!************ *** A lady and a lion were kissing each other in a circus cage..Ring master: Anybody can do that?Sardar: Oye..I can...first. . take the lion out !!************ ***  Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.Tourist:If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?Sardar: So simple...Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT !!!************ *** Sardar: Doctor, In my dreams..rats play football every night..Dr: OK.. no problem. Have these tablets from tonight.Sardarji:can i start from tomoro?Dr: why?sardar: Bcoz today is FINAL !!************ *** </blockquote>

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