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Message: <blockquote data-quote="zooza12345" data-source="post: 7021969" data-attributes="member: 236986">               Interviewer: what is your birth date?  Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye bewakoof _ _ _  EVERY YEAR <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Manager asked sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar  replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I  look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady  asked me Are you a foreigner? <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> One tourist from  U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small  Babies!!! <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> When sardar was  traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife?  Sit behind. I will drive. Interviewer: just imagine  youare on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my  imagination!!! <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Sardar:  Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar:  I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Friend:  I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher:  How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U  know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there  sir. <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "  Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok..  Ombay. Ombay" <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Teacher: "What  is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar:  Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of  it) <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Sir: What is  difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE <img src="http://aa.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f132115%5fAEVlxEIAAEFfS6F7iAmKo0BNMlY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />  Hodanam coment ekak wath danna.........</blockquote>

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