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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chinthakapathir" data-source="post: 4805481" data-attributes="member: 39276"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: My mobile bill how much?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: ZEBRA</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher: How?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Manager: Do U know MS Office?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Air hostess said: "B silent."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: Miss, u called 2 my mobile?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher: Me? No, why?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">(Had never thought of it)</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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