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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Suvin1122" data-source="post: 4711756" data-attributes="member: 177083">Sardar: My mobile bill how much?Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill statusSardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..Friend: How do u know?Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?Sardar: ZEBRATeacher: How?Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.Manager: Do U know MS Office?Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "Air hostess said: "B silent."Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?Teacher: Me? No, why?Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of it) Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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