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Message: <blockquote data-quote="azzee" data-source="post: 4711816" data-attributes="member: 142742">Boss: Where were you born?Sardar: India ..Boss: which part?Sardar:  What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India<a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a  car. </a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">explodes while fixing.  </a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar: What is the name of your car?</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts  with 'T'.</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I  know start with petrol.</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss  was happy and asked what you did till evening.</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar: Keyboard alphabets  were not in order, so I made it alright</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar:  Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,  oh!</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.  Is he crying? </a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar: U cheated me.</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar:  Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">In an interview, Interviewer: How does an  electric motor run?</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Inteviewer shouts:  Stop it.</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar: An old king's skeleton.</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Tourist:  Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank">Sardar: That was same king's skeleton  when he was a child</a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/" target="_blank"></a></blockquote>

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