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Message: <blockquote data-quote="craze" data-source="post: 3392119" data-attributes="member: 62"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. /</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Green">Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Green">sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy">Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Gray">Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Gray">Patient : Yes. A good doctor. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Sienna">Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Sienna">Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black">At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black">Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .. .....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup..... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Santa: Tipu's skeleton.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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