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Message: <blockquote data-quote="medianet85" data-source="post: 8479891" data-attributes="member: 198684">Teacher: what’s cyclone?Sardarji: it’s the loan given to purchase a cycle.-------------------------------------------------------------Sardarji traveled in a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket,  he gave rs.10 and took the ticket and shouted April fool, I have bus  pass.--------------------------------------------------------------A Teacher lecturing on population: In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!                           ----------------------------------------------------------------------Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure asto what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".After much thought he wrote : Yes !                          <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />-----------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar proposed a GirlGirl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.                          -----------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.                            -----------------------------------------------------------------------A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''--------------------------------------------------------------One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me ! Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the samequestion, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided toshift his place. While walking he saw another Sardarenjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?". The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him onhis face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here"                               <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />-------------------------------------------------------------------------once a sardar ji went for an interview for the post of electrical engg.desk: so you are coming for this  post.sardar ji: yes sir.desk: so tell me how does an electrical motor runs?sardarji: o ji its very simple.TORRRRRRRRRRR..........                              -----------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar: Can I know my mobile bill, please?Call centre girl: Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status.Sardar: (He got angry and..)You stupid...Call centre girl:Sir,I'm sorry, anything wrong?Sardar: I'm not asking my current bill.I'm asking my mobile bill.. Don't be a fool. Be wise like me.Call centre girl: ???!!!                               ------------------------------------------------------------------------Once a sardar had to learn two essays for the exam.One is about friend  and the other is about father.He had studied only about friend.But in  the exam the essay asked was about father.Sardar didn give up.He  replaced father with friend in the essay and it read: I am a very  fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbour.  He ended the essay as, A father in need is a father in deed....!                           ------------------------------------------------------------------------NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now,you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY !!                          ------------------------------------------------------------------------A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"                           ------------------------------------------------------------------------A sardar was drawing money from ATM, the sardar behind him in the line  said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258" ------------------------------------------------------------------------Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".Sardar thinks "how poetic"Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard". ------------------------------------------------------------------------Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.kSardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?how much is DRIVING salary...?                          ------------------------------------------------------------------------Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?Sardar : liquid state.....Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks be hind,  ALL WERE SARDARS..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------Thawa onada?? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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