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Message: <blockquote data-quote="anushkacp" data-source="post: 727856" data-attributes="member: 22226">Birth of TwinsWhat about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins?Her husband is out looking for the other man.BusyQ: How do you keep a sardarji busy?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.Orange JuiceQ: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?A: Because it said 'concentrate' .Timesardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"MAN: "It's 3:15."sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."Filling ApplicationOur sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his appln. form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.</blockquote>

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