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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jodi123" data-source="post: 4791300" data-attributes="member: 190084"><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: My mobile bill how  much?</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to  know current bill status</span></strong>  </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: Stupid, not  CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. </span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: I think that girl is  deaf...</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Friend: How do u know?</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said  her chappals are new </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my  mobile?</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Teacher: Me? No, why?</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1  Miss Call". </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd  time U R coming to court.</span></strong>  </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar to judge: U R  coming daily, don't U have shame? </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sir: What is difference between Orange  and Apple?</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but  color of Apple is not APPLE. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar attending an interview in Software  Company.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Manager: Do U know MS  Office?</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: If U give me the address I will  go there sir. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..  While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Air hostess said: "B  silent."</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"  </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar got a sms  from his girl friend:</span></strong>  </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">"I MISS  YOU"</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardarji replied:</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">"I Mr YOU" !!. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a  key</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Doctor: When?</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: 3 Months Ago</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Dr: Wat were u doing till  now?</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: We were using duplicate  key</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Dr: So why did you come  today?</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Sardar: We lost the duplicate  key!!</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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