Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Install the app
Install
Forums
New posts
All threads
Latest threads
New posts
Trending threads
Trending
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New ads
New profile posts
Latest activity
Free Ads
Latest reviews
Search ads
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Contact us
Latest ads
Colombo
Kaduwela - Two Storey House for Sale
dilrasan
Updated:
Thursday at 2:23 PM
Ad icon
Wechat qr verification
Pawan2005
Updated:
Thursday at 1:28 AM
🚀 GOOGLE AI PRO 18 MONTHS ACTIVATION 🚀
sayuru bandara
Updated:
Wednesday at 5:34 PM
Pure VPN - Up to 27 Months
vgp
Updated:
Jun 5, 2026
එක පැකේජ් එකයි මාසෙටම Unlimited Internet. තාමත් DATA CARD දාන්න සල්ලි වියදම් කරනවද? අඩුම මිලට අපෙන්.
sayuru bandara
Updated:
Jun 2, 2026
Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search
Reply to thread
Forums
General
ElaKiri Jokes
Sardar's jokes
Get the App
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="ranjith123" data-source="post: 5136157" data-attributes="member: 204908"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Doctor: Is this her first child?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............ </strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Wife : Will u marry , after i die .</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Sardarji is filling up a job application........................... </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Then came the column Salary Expected..................... </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>After much thought he writes: Yes............................. </strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Sardar: B.Com final year"</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"</strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ranjith123, post: 5136157, member: 204908"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............ [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die . Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]Sardarji is filling up a job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes............................. [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Winadiyakata thappara keeyak tibeda?
Post reply
Top
Bottom