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Message: <blockquote data-quote="yksunlk" data-source="post: 3541905" data-attributes="member: 122708">Teacher:"What s your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight <img src="http://www.nidokidos.org/images/smiles/013.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />  . ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---  Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. <img src="http://www.nidokidos.org/images/smiles/023.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />  ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---   Question:What is the fullform of maths. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students <img src="http://www.nidokidos.org/images/smiles/016.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />   ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---   Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE   <img src="http://www.nidokidos.org/images/smiles/008.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---   Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday <img src="http://www.nidokidos.org/images/smiles/116.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />  ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---  Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!   <img src="http://www.nidokidos.org/images/smiles/117.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---   Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? " Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." <img src="http://www.nidokidos.org/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />  ------------ --------- --------- -------  Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) <img src="http://www.nidokidos.org/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />  ------------ --------- --------- -------  Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.   <img src="http://www.nidokidos.org/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> -----------------------------------------</blockquote>

Verification: Hata thunen beduwama keeyada? (60 bedeema thuna)

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