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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gayan88" data-source="post: 3994774" data-attributes="member: 77656">Here are some sayings from School.....smile! Teacher: 'What is your name?'Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'Student: 'My name is Sunlight.Teacher: What happened in 1869?Student: Gandhiji was born.Teacher: What happened in 1873?Student: Gandhiji was four years old.Teacher: What is the full form of maths?Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing studentsTeacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?Student: BROTHERLY LOVETeacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?Student: A holidayTeacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? 'Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'Teacher: How old is ur father.Sunny: As old as I am.Teacher: How is it possible?Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?Student: 32 yrs.Teacher: How do you know?Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.</blockquote>

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