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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2599969" data-attributes="member: 49393">If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers. Some of them are hysterical.Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.Q: How is dew formed?A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.Q: What are steroids?A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.Q: What happens to your body as you age?A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A: Premature death.Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.Q: What is the fibula?A: A small lie. Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)A: Nearby.Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'A: The Caesarian Section is a district in RomeQ: What does the word 'benign' mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.</blockquote>

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