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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nismok" data-source="post: 10774070" data-attributes="member: 109094">A prominent British anthropologist has completed a ground-breaking,  10-year study proving that women who wear less clothing live up to 20  years longer.  And the fewer clothes they wear, the longer they live.   Writing in the Royal Journal of Social Anthropology, Sir Edwin  Burkhart presents the results of over 5,000 interviews with women ages  70 to 120.  It's clear from the interviews and graphs shown that those  women at the older end of the spectrum consistently wore either fewer  clothes throughout their lifetime -- or no clothing at all!  Philomena Bushfield, 120, is a life-long nudist who hasn't "worn more  than a pair of socks since I was 7."  She is rarely sick, still runs in  marathons, and has the energy and enthusiasm of a woman half her age.   "It also made it much easier to meet men," says Bushfield, who currently  has three different boyfriends.  Liz Sexton, 117, was a strip-tease artist for most of her life.  "I  was stripping until I was 83," recalls Sexton.  "Didn't even need to  wear a bra till I was 95."  To this day, Sexton wouldn't wear clothing  if you paid her.  "Your skin can't breathe with all that covering.  And  besides, I like to feel the cool air whistling over and under my  yah-yahs."  A retired Biblical scholar, Beverly McKinnon, 112, took to dressing  like the Garden of Eden's Eve early on.  "I've found it so comfortable  to wear my three strategically-positioned fig leaves," McKinnon says.   "It's my connection to the Bible, to man and woman's origin, and to  getting a lifetime's worth of appreciative hoots and whistles from the  men of my village."  McKinnon recently returned from her fourth  expedition to climb Mount Everest.  As to why wearing less clothing should extend the lives of women,  Burkhart has several theories that he explores in great detail in the  journal's study.  These include:  <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The fact that much of modern-day clothing contains  chemical residuals from dry cleaners and laundry detergents that,  combined with human sweat, find their way into the skin and contribute  to various life-shortening cancers.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Women with fewer clothes attract more men and therefore are  more likely to get married.  Married people live longer and healthier  lives.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The fewer clothes women wear, the more their bodies are exposed to nature's elements, which are life-enhancing.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Women wearing fewer clothes tend to be more independent,  intelligent, free-thinkers who invariably take better care of themselves  in all other aspects of their lives.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The frequency and quality of sexual activity  tends to be greater for women wearing fewer clothes -- and sex has been  proven to be a life-enhancer.</li> </ul>  As a result of Burkhart's findings, the British government is  considering making public nudity legal and is strongly urging all women  in the meantime to wear as little clothing as possible.</blockquote>

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