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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sld" data-source="post: 75320" data-attributes="member: 3234">A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction."£85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply."£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?""That's the normal charge," said the dentist."Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?""That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off.""Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anaesthetic?""I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But theprice could drop to £40.""How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do theextraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?""It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you£5.But it will be traumatic.""Oy now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman,"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"</blockquote>

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