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<blockquote data-quote="anushkacp" data-source="post: 712738" data-attributes="member: 22226"><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A SECRETARY COMPLAINS ABOUT HER BOSS </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">She says, "My boss is so sex-crazed.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP Position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, and ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Once I tried to ESC but he caught me and Shifted me to</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">his HOME </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and said " TURNOVER"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Today, many a times he works without CAPSLOCK </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">and sometimes as an Alternative he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL and again he LOGIN...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">This process may continue until I SHUT DOWN his MAIN SYSTEM. </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>If this is a Repost Please sorry</strong></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="anushkacp, post: 712738, member: 22226"] [B][COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"]A SECRETARY COMPLAINS ABOUT HER BOSS She says, "My boss is so sex-crazed. Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP Position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format. I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE. Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE. Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, and ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage. Once I tried to ESC but he caught me and Shifted me to his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and said " TURNOVER" Today, many a times he works without CAPSLOCK and sometimes as an Alternative he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL and again he LOGIN... This process may continue until I SHUT DOWN his MAIN SYSTEM. [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B]If this is a Repost Please sorry[/B][COLOR="Red"][/COLOR] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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