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<blockquote data-quote="crazybuddy" data-source="post: 11136928" data-attributes="member: 326070"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't even think about trying it twice.</span></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="crazybuddy, post: 11136928, member: 326070"] [SIZE="4"] Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. Don't even think about trying it twice.[/SIZE] :lol::lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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