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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ryandok" data-source="post: 22138574" data-attributes="member: 375697"><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">After 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">One night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">She looked down.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">Her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device A Vibrator............ Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">She went completely ballistic. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'   </span></strong>             </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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