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<blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 3010641" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">man.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">wish!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">continue?" The medicine man replies:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">be warned -- it will not work again for another year!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"123."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life ... just as</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing away, turns</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">preposition!</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="xcorect, post: 3010641, member: 27281"] [FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"] Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned -- it will not work again for another year!" Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, "123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life ... just as the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?" And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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