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<blockquote data-quote="imhotep" data-source="post: 27167742" data-attributes="member: 562115"><p>Railway Crossings in India are not gender neutral. There are male and female versions!</p><p></p><p>An inquiry was being held after an accident at a railway crossing in Punjab.</p><p></p><p>A Station Master was asked by the Inquiry Commission:</p><p></p><p>"How many railway crossings are there in your area?"</p><p></p><p>Station Master replies:</p><p></p><p>"There are totally 11 railway crossings; 4 are unmanned and 7 are manned crossings. Of the seven manned crossings, <strong>four are male & three are female</strong> your Honour."</p><p></p><p>After a brief silence, the Inquiry Commission asked? "What do you mean by 'male' and 'female' crossings? Please explain?"</p><p></p><p>To which the Station Master replies:</p><p></p><p>"Where the barrier pole goes up, we call it male and where the gates spread open, we call it female"...!!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> </p><p></p><p>Some officials nearly fainted!!! Love the Indian Railways. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite22" alt="(y)" title="Thumbs up (y)" loading="lazy" data-shortname="(y)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="imhotep, post: 27167742, member: 562115"] Railway Crossings in India are not gender neutral. There are male and female versions! An inquiry was being held after an accident at a railway crossing in Punjab. A Station Master was asked by the Inquiry Commission: "How many railway crossings are there in your area?" Station Master replies: "There are totally 11 railway crossings; 4 are unmanned and 7 are manned crossings. Of the seven manned crossings, [B]four are male & three are female[/B] your Honour." After a brief silence, the Inquiry Commission asked? "What do you mean by 'male' and 'female' crossings? Please explain?" To which the Station Master replies: "Where the barrier pole goes up, we call it male and where the gates spread open, we call it female"...!!! :P Some officials nearly fainted!!! Love the Indian Railways. (y) [/QUOTE]
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