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<blockquote data-quote="kyc" data-source="post: 10580057" data-attributes="member: 148821">Johnny wanted to have sex witha girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love&nbsp; &nbsp; :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love&nbsp; &nbsp; :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said,&quot;I'llgive you a R100 if you let me havesex with you. But the girl saidNO.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No&nbsp; &nbsp; :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No&nbsp; &nbsp; :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Johnny said, &quot;I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, youbend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. &quot;<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry&nbsp; &nbsp; :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry&nbsp; &nbsp; :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult herboyfriend...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes&nbsp; &nbsp; :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes&nbsp; &nbsp; :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled&nbsp; &nbsp; :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled&nbsp; &nbsp; :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Her boyfriend says, &quot;Ask him for R200, pick up the money very fast,he won't even be able to get his pants down.&quot;<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P&nbsp; &nbsp; :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P&nbsp; &nbsp; :P" data-shortname=":P" /> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and theboyfriendis waiting for his girlfriend to call.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/growl.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":growl:" title="Growl&nbsp; &nbsp; :growl:" data-shortname=":growl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/growl.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":growl:" title="Growl&nbsp; &nbsp; :growl:" data-shortname=":growl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown&nbsp; &nbsp; :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown&nbsp; &nbsp; :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd&nbsp; &nbsp; :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd&nbsp; &nbsp; :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; She responded, &quot;The bastardused coins!&quot;<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Management lesson: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing toit and getting screwed!elanam +++rep dala yamu....</blockquote>

[QUOTE="kyc, post: 10580057, member: 148821"] [SIZE=5][B]Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...:love::love: One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a R100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.:no::no: Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. ":angry::angry: She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...:rolleyes::rolleyes: So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.:baffled::baffled: Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for R200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.":P:P So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.:growl::growl::frown::frown: Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.:nerd::nerd: [SIZE=6][COLOR=Black]She responded, "The bastard used [COLOR=Red]coins[/COLOR]!":lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=Red]Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed! [COLOR=Black]elanam +++rep dala yamu....[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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