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Message: <blockquote data-quote="pamithK" data-source="post: 1922237" data-attributes="member: 41396"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><u> Make Love to a Ghost</u></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">their hands.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">made love to a ghost?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">tell us about your experience."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">make his way up to the podium.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The student replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats.'" </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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