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<blockquote data-quote="vidura99" data-source="post: 7925451" data-attributes="member: 244453"><p><strong>Boss and Wife</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 22px">Bob calls in to his job: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 22px">The boss says: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span>"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and then I can go to work. You should try that." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 22px">2 hours later Bob calls:</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you have a very nice house." </span></span></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="vidura99, post: 7925451, member: 244453"] [b]Boss and Wife[/b] [SIZE="6"][SIZE="5"][SIZE="6"]Bob calls in to his job: [/SIZE] "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." [SIZE="6"]The boss says: [/SIZE]"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and then I can go to work. You should try that." [SIZE="6"]2 hours later Bob calls:[/SIZE] "Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you have a very nice house." [/SIZE][/SIZE] :P:P:P:P:P [/QUOTE]
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