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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Micky_Im" data-source="post: 1817602" data-attributes="member: 62360"><p style="margin-left: 20px">    <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><u><strong>THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE</strong></u></span></span></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">          <p style="margin-left: 20px">        <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">     <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."</span></span> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised,  smiles and answers, </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"</span></span> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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