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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Yvette" data-source="post: 22711317" data-attributes="member: 251243">1.    Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!2.    Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!3.    Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.4.    Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.5.    Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.6.    Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!7.    When a lady is pregnant,all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only  results matter.        <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="✅" title="Check mark button    :white_check_mark:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/2705.png" data-shortname=":white_check_mark:" />Now that I've educated you, share this fun. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands    :pray:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f64f.png" data-shortname=":pray:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😃" title="Grinning face with big eyes    :smiley:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f603.png" data-shortname=":smiley:" /></blockquote>

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