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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4737503" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman</p><p>If you don't, you are not a man</p><p></p><p>If you praise her, she thinks you are lying</p><p>If you don't, you are good for nothing</p><p></p><p>If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp</p><p>If you don't, you are not understanding</p><p></p><p></p><p>If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring</p><p>If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing</p><p></p><p>If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy</p><p>If you don't, you are a dull boy</p><p></p><p>If you are jealous, she says it's bad</p><p>If you don't, she thinks you do not love her</p><p></p><p>If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her</p><p>If you don't, she thinks you do not like her</p><p></p><p>If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait</p><p>If she is late, she says that's a girl's way</p><p></p><p>If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"</p><p>If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"</p><p></p><p>If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold</p><p>If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage</p><p></p><p>If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics</p><p>If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction</p><p></p><p>She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting</p><p>If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring</p><p></p><p>If you talk, she wants you to listen</p><p>If you listen, she wants you to talk</p><p></p><p>In short:</p><p>So simple, yet so complex</p><p>So weak, yet so powerful</p><p>So damning, yet so wonderful</p><p>So confusing, yet so desirable......</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 4737503, member: 49393"] If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So damning, yet so wonderful So confusing, yet so desirable...... [/QUOTE]
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