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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 9143758" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><strong><span style="color: red">A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">model it for him.  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea ... it's so  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">myself."  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">iron it!"  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">He never heard the shot.  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.The coffin will be closed</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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