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<blockquote data-quote="Sheri6" data-source="post: 11321971" data-attributes="member: 319752"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Candlelight and long shadows Fire burns in the fireplace. We see HOLMES in his wild stupor, dressed in his night gown and Persian slippers, kiss a lady square on the lips</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">LADY</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Stop it, Mr. Holmes</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">HOLMES</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">I love you Irene</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">LADY</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">I don't believe you. You're just saying that under the influence of drugs....</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">HOLMES (taken aback by the observation)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Er....yes, I am on a seven percent solution but how on earth did you deduce that, Irene Adler?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">HOLMES pulls her towards himself as he leans in for another kiss. Just then WATSON enters the bedroom, smoking a cigar. He is startled by the two of them making out like that</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">WATSON</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">My dear Holmes! What's going on in our bedroom?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">HOLMES (irritated)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Tch tch Watson, how about some privacy?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">WATSON</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">But what the hell are you doing holding "Mrs Hudson" like that?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">HOLMES (visibly shocked)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Mrs Hudson?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">MRS HUDSON (to WATSON with fear)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">It's not my fault. I only came here to change the bedsheets when Mr. Holmes suddenly grabbed me.....he kept calling me Irene....who's Irene?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">WATSON starts rolling on the floor laughing</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">HOLMES (embarrassed)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Please, please don't mention this in your story, John. I beg of you. This scandal...I'm not sure my career can take it.....</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">HOLMES faints<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sheri6, post: 11321971, member: 319752"] [B][SIZE=3]Candlelight and long shadows Fire burns in the fireplace. We see HOLMES in his wild stupor, dressed in his night gown and Persian slippers, kiss a lady square on the lips LADY Stop it, Mr. Holmes HOLMES I love you Irene LADY I don't believe you. You're just saying that under the influence of drugs.... HOLMES (taken aback by the observation) Er....yes, I am on a seven percent solution but how on earth did you deduce that, Irene Adler? HOLMES pulls her towards himself as he leans in for another kiss. Just then WATSON enters the bedroom, smoking a cigar. He is startled by the two of them making out like that WATSON My dear Holmes! What's going on in our bedroom? HOLMES (irritated) Tch tch Watson, how about some privacy? WATSON But what the hell are you doing holding "Mrs Hudson" like that? HOLMES (visibly shocked) Mrs Hudson? MRS HUDSON (to WATSON with fear) It's not my fault. I only came here to change the bedsheets when Mr. Holmes suddenly grabbed me.....he kept calling me Irene....who's Irene? WATSON starts rolling on the floor laughing HOLMES (embarrassed) Please, please don't mention this in your story, John. I beg of you. This scandal...I'm not sure my career can take it..... HOLMES faints:baffled::baffled::sorry::sorry::lol::lol:[/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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