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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nismok" data-source="post: 3863750" data-attributes="member: 109094">Materials: 1)Fresh feces(a.k.a. SHIT) (looser the better).2)M-80. 3)Large baggie. 4)Lightbulb. 5)Solar ignitor (optional). Instructions:Put the fresh feces in a large baggie. Gently break the covering of alarge wattage lightbulb, but DO NOT disturb the filament inside. More gentlystill, attach the fuse of the M80 to the filament and screw the lightbulbcarefully back into the ceiling socket. Finally, move the bag of feces up andaround the light fixture. Make sure the shit does not touch the filament, andthe M80 should should be well into the 'feces'. Tape the bag to the ceiling.If the filament breaks, or if you prefer, a solar ignitor can be used to replacethe filament. This could take more time though due to the process of attachingthe ignitor to the 2 wires to complete a circuit.MAKE SURE THE LIGHT IS TURNED OFF BEFORE REPLACING THE BULB!!!If not...you have about 4 seconds to run your ass off!When the victim turns on the light switch.....well, let's just say:"The shit's gonna hit the fan."(and probably everything else!)</blockquote>

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