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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DJ.Parker" data-source="post: 872329" data-attributes="member: 1924"> no offense to any religion<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> Taoism: Shit happens.Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?Hinduism: This shit has happened before.Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.Creationism: God made all shit.Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.Utopianism: This shit does not stink.Darwinism: This shit was once food.Capitalism: That's MY shit.Communism: It's everybody's shit.Feminism: Men are shit.Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...Commercialism: Let's package this shit.Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?Stoicism: This shit is good for me.Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!Mormonism: God sent us this shit.Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?Agnostic #3: What is this shit?Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.Atheism: What shit?Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!Nihilism: No shit.Discordian #1: Who gives a shit?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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