Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Install the app
Install
Forums
New posts
All threads
Latest threads
New posts
Trending threads
Trending
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New ads
New profile posts
Latest activity
Free Ads
Latest reviews
Search ads
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Contact us
Latest ads
Bodim.lk out now !
Manoj Suranga Bandara
Updated:
Yesterday at 3:05 AM
Power Lifting Lever Belt
SkullVamp
Updated:
Jun 13, 2026
Ad icon
port.lk Domain for sale
Lankan-Tech
Updated:
Jun 13, 2026
Colombo
Kaduwela - Two Storey House for Sale
dilrasan
Updated:
Jun 11, 2026
Ad icon
Wechat qr verification
Pawan2005
Updated:
Jun 11, 2026
Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search
Reply to thread
Forums
General
ElaKiri Jokes
Shit, I missed
Get the App
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 6726468" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. </p><p></p><p>The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. </p><p></p><p>He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed."</p><p></p><p>The good Sister told him to watch his language.</p><p></p><p>On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."</p><p></p><p>"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The priest promised to do better and the round continued. </p><p></p><p>On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.</p><p></p><p>Sister ! Is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."</p><p></p><p>On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I missed."</p><p></p><p></p><p>A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.</p><p></p><p></p><p>And from the sky comes a booming voice .......</p><p></p><p>"Shit, I missed."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 6726468, member: 49393"] A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed." "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. Sister ! Is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I missed." A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks. And from the sky comes a booming voice ....... "Shit, I missed." [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)
Post reply
Top
Bottom