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<blockquote data-quote="niroshan84515" data-source="post: 2267757" data-attributes="member: 91755"><p><span style="color: crimson">A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes, he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull bars of my truck. He's still wriggling and squealing; what should I do?"</span></p><p><span style="color: crimson">The Boss says</span></p><p><span style="color: crimson">"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling and squealing, you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." </span></p><p><span style="color: crimson"></span></p><p><span style="color: crimson">The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss, I did what you said. I shot the pig and dragged it out, and threw it in a bush." </span></p><p><span style="color: crimson"></span></p><p><span style="color: crimson">"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped. </span></p><p><span style="color: crimson"></span></p><p><span style="color: crimson">"The blue light on his bike is still flashing!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="niroshan84515, post: 2267757, member: 91755"] [COLOR=crimson]A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes, he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull bars of my truck. He's still wriggling and squealing; what should I do?" The Boss says "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling and squealing, you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss, I did what you said. I shot the pig and dragged it out, and threw it in a bush." "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his bike is still flashing!"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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