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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 6638067" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>"U love someone </p><p>U marry someone else. </p><p>The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. </p><p>And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id" </p><p>****** </p><p></p><p></p><p>There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. </p><p>There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it. </p><p>****** </p><p></p><p>If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, </p><p>If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there </p><p>is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit. </p><p>****** </p><p></p><p>Three dreams of a man: </p><p>To be as handsome as his mother thinks. </p><p>To be as rich as his child believes. </p><p>To have as many women as his wife suspects... </p><p>****** </p><p></p><p>Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. </p><p>If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. </p><p>****** </p><p></p><p></p><p>****** </p><p></p><p>The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter </p><p>speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 6638067, member: 49393"] "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id" ****** There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it. ****** If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit. ****** Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects... ****** Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. ****** ****** The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut [/QUOTE]
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