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<blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 838070" data-attributes="member: 27281">Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times?Santa&nbsp;&nbsp; : lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Santa wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,He wanted to save money so what did he do?Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; One tourist from U.S.A. asked to SANTA: Any great man born in this village?Santa: No sir, only small Babies!!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;American says: US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti haiSanta says: &quot; India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai!!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Santaji, how far is LAND?Santa: 2kms....Man jumps into THE sea &amp; asks: which way?Santa: DOWNWARDS.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.Santa: Who r u?Girl&nbsp;&nbsp; : Seeta here.Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Santa n Banta were fighting after exam.Sir: Y r u fighting?Santa: This fool left the answer sheet blank,Sir: So what?Santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****.Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Ultimate answer while changing the job.Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="xcorect, post: 838070, member: 27281"] Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times? Santa : lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara. Santa wanted to make a STD. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call. One tourist from U.S.A. asked to SANTA: Any great man born in this village? Santa: No sir, only small Babies!! American says: US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai Santa says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai!! When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Santaji, how far is LAND? Santa: 2kms.... Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way? Santa: DOWNWARDS. Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl : Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya. Santa n Banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? Santa: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? Santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394. Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.:lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]

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