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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 288544" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Short Stories, moral, funny, touchy ..Share Yours</span></span></p><p></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">By driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Thing. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">As he was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat would always beat him </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Home.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">What he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?".</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Yes," the wife answers. " Why do you ask?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Frustrated, the man answers: "Put that damn cat on the phone. I'm lost and I</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Need directions!"</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 288544, member: 8568"] [B][CENTER][COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"]Short Stories, moral, funny, touchy ..Share Yours[/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/B] [B][COLOR="Blue"]A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day By driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same Thing. As he was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking The cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat would always beat him Home. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past The bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached What he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there. Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?". "Yes," the wife answers. " Why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answers: "Put that damn cat on the phone. I'm lost and I Need directions!"[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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