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<blockquote data-quote="T.Kanch" data-source="post: 721456" data-attributes="member: 42018"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">I urgently needed a few days off work, </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">he would tell me to take a few days off. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">so that the Boss would </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">A few minutes later the Boss came into the office </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">and asked "What are you doing?" </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">I told him I was a light bulb. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">He said "You are clearly stressed out. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">I jumped down and walked out of the office. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">the Boss asked her </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">"...And where do you think you're going?" </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">( You're gonna love this..... ) </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!</span></span></span></span></strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="T.Kanch, post: 721456, member: 42018"] [B][SIZE="4"][FONT="Arial"][COLOR="Red"][COLOR="Blue"]I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?" .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ( You're gonna love this..... ) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark![/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B];) :lol: [/QUOTE]
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