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Message: <blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 789030" data-attributes="member: 8239"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"You can understand what I am saying?" asked the officer. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Again, the monkey shook his head up and down."Well, did you see this?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Yes," motioned the monkey. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"What happened?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"They were drinking?" asked the officer. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The monkey shakes his head "Yes." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"What else?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"They were smoking marijuana?"The monkey shakes his head "Yes." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"What else?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The monkey motioned "kissing." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"They were kissiing, too?" asked the astounded officer. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The monkey shakes his head "Yes." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Now wait, you are saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The monkey shakes his head "Yes." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"What were you doing during all this?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Driving" motioned the monkey. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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