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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shehanga" data-source="post: 146606" data-attributes="member: 5308"><p><span style="color: Blue">Andy wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">The inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Andy said," I would switch the points for one of the trains." </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"What if the lever broke?", asked the inspector. </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"Then I'd dash down to the signal box", said Andy. "And use the manual lever there." </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"What if lightning struck it?' asked the inspector. </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"Then..." Andy continued, "I'd run back into signal box and phone the next signal box." </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"What if the phone was engaged?" </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"Well.....in that case," perservered Andy, " I'd rush down out of the box and use the PUBLIC emergency phone at the level of the crossing up there..." </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"What would you do if THAT was vandalized?" </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"Oh, well then I'd run into the village and get my Uncle Brown." </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">This puzzled the Inspector, so he asked, " Why would you do that???" </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"Because he's never seen a train wreck !!"</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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