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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nikama" data-source="post: 1431531" data-attributes="member: 79831"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> Mr. Silva comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> around</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> his neck: She said " I have great news! I'm a month overdue. I think</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> we're</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> going to</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> sure,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> we can't tell anybody."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> The next day, Mrs. Silva receives a telephone call from the Ceylon</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> Electricity Board</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> because the electricity bill has not been paid.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'Am I speaking to Mrs. Silva ?' ,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'Yes, speaking'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> CEB guy:  ' You're a month overdue, you know!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> ' How do YOU know ? ' stammers Mrs Silva.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'Well, ma'am, it's in our files!' says the CEB guy .</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'What are you saying? It's in your files .........'HOW?????'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'Yes ............ We have a system to find out who's overdue'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'GOD!!!!!!......... This is too much..........'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'Madam, I am sorry.....I am following orders, I have to inform you</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> that you are overdue!'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'I know that......let me talk to my Husband about it tonight. He will</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> speak to your Company tomorrow '</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he, mad as a</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> bull, (as usual, you guess!) rushes to CEB office the next day.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> What business is that of yours?' shouts.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'Just calm down,' says the lady at the reception at CEB, 'it's nothing</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> serious. All you have to do is pay us.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'PAY you? And if I refuse?'''</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks, alarmed !!!!!!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">>> 'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a  Candle !!!! </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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