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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kumaramcr" data-source="post: 5607750" data-attributes="member: 1796"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Upsetnam Kiyanna.. I will delete the content..</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: Why are condoms transparent?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Signboard outside a prostitute's house: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">New AIDS awareness slogan: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Why is $ex like shaving?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Well, because n o matter how well you do it today.... tomorrow you'll  have to do it again... </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME! </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Advantages of having an affair with a married women..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">They give like hell..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">They do not yell.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">They do not tell.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">They do not swell and there is no wedding bell! </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!  </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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