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Message: <blockquote data-quote="asitha rt" data-source="post: 4281241" data-attributes="member: 125543"><img src="http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt348/mcasitha/joliya.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> An Englishman, an American and a Sinhala man are calledupon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says. "I think I canempty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. "Ok, 10bottles". And themachine is silent. The American says. "I thinkI can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector."all right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.The Sinhala man says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes themachine.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />   <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> Appugami saw that his friend Banda wasvery depressed. "What happened ?" asked Appugami."Man, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . ""How come ?""Well, yesterday, the one-day match between SriLanka and England wasbeing shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that SriLankawould win, but I lost the bet."" But that's only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"" Man, I bet on the highlights too!"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" />  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> ---------------------------------------------------------------------A Sinhala man with two red ears went to his doctor. Thedoctor asked him what had happened to his ears and heanswered,"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - butinstead of picking up the phone accidentallypicked upthe iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctorexclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened toyour other ear?" "That son of a bitch called backafter sometime"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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