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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nasruddin" data-source="post: 7398524" data-attributes="member: 209163"><p>The Emperor of Japan advertises for a new bodygaurd.  Three swordsmen apply: one is Japanese, one is Chinese, and one is Jewish.  To test him, the Emperor lets a fly loose in the room and tells the Chinese swordsman to kill it.  The swordsmansweeps down his blade and chops the fly in two.  The Japanese swordsman is given the same test.  He swings his sword twice and manages to cut the fly into quarters before it hits the ground.  The Jewish swordsman  is then given a fly.  He chases it around the room, swings his sword a few times, then sits down with the fly buzzing around his head.  "Why have you stopped?" ask the Emperor.  "The fly is still alive."  "Yes," replies the Jewish swordsman.  "But now it's circumcised."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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