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<blockquote data-quote="heenputha" data-source="post: 10652723" data-attributes="member: 313147"><p>Repost nan sorry machan.. This is my first post..<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">Siripala</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">: I divorced my wife on the 1st night.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"> Friend: Why?</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"> Siripala</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">: I saw the label on her panty, "Tested OK by Gunapala & Sons." </span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black"><img src="http://f1615.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f305437%5fAN3Wi2IAAXJQTiJUXQTkPxRrsSE&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"> 2.. </span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Siripala</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">: Yaar my wife is very scared of water.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"> Frnd: How did you know?</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"> Siripala</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">: Twice when i got home i saw her having a bath with the security guard </span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"> </span></p><p><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black"><img src="http://f1615.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f305437%5fAN3Wi2IAAXJQTiJUXQTkPxRrsSE&pid=2.3&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"> 3.The Nurse was taking a blood sample from siripala. She held his finger and squeesed for blood. So the Siripala laughed.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"> Nurse: Why did you laugh</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"> Siripala</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">: after this it is the urine test.</span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black"><img src="http://f1615.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f305437%5fAN3Wi2IAAXJQTiJUXQTkPxRrsSE&pid=2.4&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"> 4. Husband & wife having dinner together. </span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"> Wife</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.</span></strong><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"> Husband</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">: Ur nipples r bettr than ur sister's! </span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"> </span></p><p><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black"><img src="http://f1615.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f305437%5fAN3Wi2IAAXJQTiJUXQTkPxRrsSE&pid=2.5&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"> 5. On the first night of the marraige the husband gives the wife Rs.5000 and says</span></strong><span style="color: black"> <strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong> " I have never done this for free"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong> Wife returns rs.2000 and says </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong> "i have not charged more than this before"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black"><img src="http://f1615.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f305437%5fAN3Wi2IAAXJQTiJUXQTkPxRrsSE&pid=2.6&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Source : An Email</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="heenputha, post: 10652723, member: 313147"] Repost nan sorry machan.. This is my first post..:dull::dull::dull::dull: [B][COLOR=red]Siripala[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]: I divorced my wife on the 1st night. Friend: Why?[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] Siripala[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]: I saw the label on her panty, "Tested OK by Gunapala & Sons." [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][IMG]http://f1615.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f305437%5fAN3Wi2IAAXJQTiJUXQTkPxRrsSE&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] 2.. [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]Siripala[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]: Yaar my wife is very scared of water. Frnd: How did you know?[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] Siripala[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]: Twice when i got home i saw her having a bath with the security guard [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][IMG]http://f1615.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f305437%5fAN3Wi2IAAXJQTiJUXQTkPxRrsSE&pid=2.3&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] 3.The Nurse was taking a blood sample from siripala. She held his finger and squeesed for blood. So the Siripala laughed. Nurse: Why did you laugh[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] Siripala[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]: after this it is the urine test.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][IMG]http://f1615.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f305437%5fAN3Wi2IAAXJQTiJUXQTkPxRrsSE&pid=2.4&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] 4. Husband & wife having dinner together. [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple] Wife[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green] Husband[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]: Ur nipples r bettr than ur sister's! [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][IMG]http://f1615.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f305437%5fAN3Wi2IAAXJQTiJUXQTkPxRrsSE&pid=2.5&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] 5. On the first night of the marraige the husband gives the wife Rs.5000 and says[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [B] " I have never done this for free" Wife returns rs.2000 and says "i have not charged more than this before"[/B] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][IMG]http://f1615.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f305437%5fAN3Wi2IAAXJQTiJUXQTkPxRrsSE&pid=2.6&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] Source : An Email [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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