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<blockquote data-quote="aslammzm" data-source="post: 3639416" data-attributes="member: 139195"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf">A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf">He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, <strong><strong>"First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"><strong><strong></strong></strong>The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf">He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf">Then he comes to the Sri Lankan hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf">Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf">He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf">Then the Sri Lankan devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf">"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0060bf"><span style="color: #0060bf"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>"Because maintenance is so bad that </strong></span></span></span></span></strong> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><strong>the electric chair does not work,</strong></span></span></span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>someone has stolen all the nails from the bed</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></li> </ul><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!! !</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="aslammzm, post: 3639416, member: 139195"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0060bf][COLOR=#0060bf]A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0060bf][COLOR=#0060bf]He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, [B][B]"First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." [/B][/B]The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0060bf][COLOR=#0060bf]Then he comes to the Sri Lankan hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0060bf][COLOR=#0060bf]Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Sri Lankan devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]"Because maintenance is so bad that [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][LIST] [*][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][B]the electric chair does not work,[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [*][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]someone has stolen all the nails from the bed[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/LIST][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!! ![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] :P:P:P:P:P:P [/QUOTE]
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