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Message: <blockquote data-quote="choppe" data-source="post: 12046414" data-attributes="member: 59712"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The 4th Affair</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A woman was in bed with her lover when she</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>heard her husband opening the front door.</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>She rubbed baby oil all over him,</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>then dusted him with talcum powder.</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'Don't move until I tell you,' she said.</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'Pretend you're a statue.'</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'What's this?' the husband inquired</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>as he entered the room.</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'The Smiths bought one and I liked it</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>so I got one for us, too.'</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>No more was said,</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>not even when they went to bed.</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>with a sandwich and a beer.</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'Here,' he said to the statue, have this.</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>I stood like that for two days at the Smiths</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>and nobody offered me a damned thing.'</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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