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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Chooty malli" data-source="post: 7988179" data-attributes="member: 273036"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>He tries again. Still nothing.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>He  starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord.  Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no  avail.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going UP!</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Just  as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of  his wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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