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<blockquote data-quote="Chooty malli" data-source="post: 7988179" data-attributes="member: 273036"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>He tries again. Still nothing.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going UP!</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Chooty malli, post: 7988179, member: 273036"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue][B]A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail. Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going UP! Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?" The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?" ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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