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<blockquote data-quote="coolrijji" data-source="post: 631373" data-attributes="member: 34315"><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Hello - this is a good one....................................</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Smart Woman</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">She</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">said</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">wishes."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">mention the condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">husband</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">world.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">flock</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">beautiful</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Woman and he will have eyes only for me." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">wish,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">will</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay, because</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">what's</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">in</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the world!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">like a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">mild heart attack."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Stop here and continue feeling good. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Male readers: Please scroll down.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span 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12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: 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Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">that </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">women never listen!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">who</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">have a good sense of humor. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Cheers, </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="coolrijji, post: 631373, member: 34315"] [COLOR="Purple"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"]Hello - this is a good one.................................... Smart Woman A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention the condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor. Cheers, [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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